Get to the bacon faster :)
Too much salt?
Not too fluffy?
Too much grease?
Bake your bacon
Save your skin
Use a hand mixer to shred chicken... now that I set down the forks I can slap my forehead safely
Separate your bacon before you freeze it.
Wash a lot of potatoes at once in the dishwasher
Don't store potatoes and onions together
Flatten chicken in a ziplock bag